Keep smiling !

Tu gerbes, c'est lifo, tu cagues, c'est fifo

(unknown, un brin scato mais une vulgarisation très claire.)  #quote

REALITY CHECK ahead !

I don't wish to be everything to everyone,
but I would like to be something to someone.
 (Javan) #quote

Le Président (du tribunal) : Je suis impartial
Moi (Dupond-Moretti) : Je suis beau
Au magistrat interloqué j'explique que l'impartialité c'est comme la beauté: il faut laisser aux autres le soin d'en juger.
     (Eric Dupond-Moretti in Bête noire) #quote

La manière dont les questions sont posées est capitale.
   Demandez à un prêtre si vous pouvez fumer en priant, il vous dira non. 
   Demandez-lui si vous pouvez prier en fumant, il dira oui.
....
  (Eric Dupond-Moretti in Bête noire) #quote

SPSA !
SPSA ?  Same Player Shoot Again

Perception is reality.

#quote

Do what you can,
                        with what you have,
                                                  where you are.

   (Theodore Roosevelt) #quote

La compréhension est un cas particulier du malentendu.
   (Antoine Culiolli) #quote

The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.   (Peter Drucker) #quote

L’oreille distraite est l’organe du malentendu.
   (Albert Brie) #quote

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.
  (Victor Hugo) #quote

I want a Sunday kind of love
A love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight
And I want a Sunday kind of love   (Sunday kind of love, Etta James) #quote
 

Don't always act your age.

It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required.
   (Sir Winston Churchill) #quote

When you lose,

don't lose the lesson.

C’est par le malentendu universel que tout le monde s’accorde.
   (Charles Baudelaire) #quote

I can't promise to fix all your problems

but I can promise you won't have to face them alone ...

Le langage est source de malentendus.    (Antoine de Saint-Exupéry) #quote

We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else,
a single overriding objective,
and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.
   (Dwight D Eisenhower) #quote

French rock is like english wine.   (John Lennon) #quote

If you reject the food,
ignore the customs,
fear the religion a
nd avoid the people,
you might better stay at home.
   (James A. Michener) #quote

J’ai trouvé ma devise - deux verbes auxiliaires : être vaut mieux qu’avoir.    
    (Marina Tsvetaeva, Vivre dans le feu) #quote

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. 
   (Anthony J. D'Angelo) #quote

Throw yourself into whatever your're doing !

A traveler without observation is a bird without wings.
   (Moslih Eddin Saadi) #quote

A journey is like marriage.

The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.

   (John Steinbeck) #quote

Never criticise,

unless you can do a better job !

Give a man enough rope (*) and he'll hang himself (**).
 (American Proverb) #quote
       ... taking risks (*) that could lead to failure (**)

Tourists don’t know where they’ve been,
travelers don’t know where they’re going.
   (Paul Theroux) #quote

I’m sittin’ on top of Kilimanjaro, I can see a new tomorrow.
I’m sittin’ on top of Kilimanjaro. I cast away all my sorrows.
   (song by Juluka) #quote

I can’t decide if indecision is good or bad.
   (Russell Causey) #quote

Tu nous paies en espèce
et on encaisse quand tu nous le dit... 
   (La vérité si je mens 3) #quote

Let you behavior be the same as your beliefs.

Life is like a cup of tea, it's all in how you make it.
   (Irish Saying) #quote

Never tell your team anything that you don't believe yourself.
   (Vince Lombardi) #quote

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see,

but you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

    (Unknown) #quote

We may have all come from different ships,

but we're on the same boat now.

(Martin Luther King) #quote

Want something you've never had ?

Do something you've never done !

Ils sont plus forts ...

mais nous sommes plus nombreux !

(Unknown) #quote

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

    (John F. Kennedy) #quote

Bonne pièce avec mise en scène exceptionnelle grâce à des décors mobiles.  Boujenah est excellent, tout commme la jeune actrice qui tient le second rôle

Notre boulot, c'est de vendre à Coca-Cola du temps de cerveau humain disponible.
  (Patrick Le Lay) #quote

We want Google to be the third half of your brain.
   (Sergey Brin) #quote

You can close your eyes to things you don't want to see, but you  can't close your heart to things you don't want to feel.
   (Unknown) #quote

Change is good

You go first !

- Am I indecisive?
- Can I get back to you on that....
   (Unknown) #quote

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

     (Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People) #quote

I’m the captain of parameters, I’m the master of my fate.

(Integrator, 3.0)

I’m the captain of my soul, I’m the master of my fate;

 (Invictus, William Ernest Henley)

et la version révisée ....

- What feedback have other people given you on your idea ?

- Smart people like it. Everyone else asks me what other people think.

  (Dilbert) #quote

Un homme compétent est un homme qui se trompe selon les règles.
  (Paul Valéry) #quote

Quitting is the easiest way to solve a problem.
  (Unknown) #quote

It's been a hard day's night
 And I've been working like a dog
 It's been a hard day's night
 I should be sleeping like a log
 But when I get home to you
 I find the things that you do
 Will make me feel alright

(Hard Days Night, The Beattles)  #quote

-

A bold start is half the battle !

Give us the tools, and we will finish the job.
  (Winston Churchill) #quote

Strong convictions precede great actions.
    (James Freeman Clarke) #quote

 Il n'y a qu'une morale : vaincre tous les obstacles qui nous empêchent de nous surpasser. 
  (Louis Pauwels) #quote

Obstacles

Some things can not be overcome with determination and a positive attitude.

Perfect dress ?
I just wear the perfect sound

   (Pub SennHeiser, by Bob Sinclar) #quote

Perte d'argent, perte légère;
Perte d'honneur, grosse perte;
Perte de courage, perte irréparable. 
   (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe) #quote

Ambition

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very very badly ....

Ignorance

It's amazing how much easier it's for a team to work together

when no one has any idea where they are going.

The greatest gift you can give someone is your undivided attention !

Journalism is printing what someone else does not want printed.
Everything else is just public relations.
   (George Orwell) #quote

God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates into his office and says,
"The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell your people."

So, Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and says,
"I have bad news and I have worse news.
The bad news is that we were wrong, there is a God.
The worse news is that the world will end in 30 days."

Bill Clinton goes on TV and tells the American people,
"I have good news and I have bad news.
The good news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our lives on are right there is a God.
The bad news is that the world will end in 30 days."

Bill Gates goes to his executive committee and says,
"I have great news and fabulous news.
The great news is that God thinks I’m important.
The fabulous news is that we don’t have to ship Windows 95!"

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
   (Aldous Huxley) #quote

Le bruit ne fait pas de bien, le bien ne fait pas de bruit !
     (Saint Vincent de Paul) #quote

Petite annonce -- Cherche

un électricien pour rétablir le courant entre les gens,

un opticien pour changer leur regard,

un artiste pour dessiner un sourire sur tous les visages,

un maçon pour bâtir la paix,

un jardinier pour cultiver la pensée,

et un professeur de maths pour nous réapprendre à compter les uns sur les autres !

 (Unknown) #quote

Quand tu arrives au sommet d’une montagne, continues de grimper !
   (Un moine zen) #quote

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

(Muhammed Ali) #quote - vu ce week-end dans un restaurant à Hammamet,

Parler est un besoin, écouter est un art.   
   (J. W. Von Goethe) #quote

Anger is a thief who steals away even the nicest moments.    #quote

Are you listening OR waiting to speak ?

On ne gouverne pas une nation éclairée par des demi-mesures; il faut de la force, de la suite et de l'unité dans tous les actes publics.
    (Napoléon 1er, Maximes de guerre et pensées) #quote

Either you run the day OR the day runs you !

La Grèce au bord du drachme.
 (Titre dans L’écho Touristique ) #quote

Mon âge n'est plus celui des demi-mesures et des demi-attachements, il me faut le bonheur à pleins bords ou le désespoir à pleins bords.
   (Henry de Montherlant) #quote

On ne saurait mieux comparer

l'absurdité des demi-mesures qu'à celle des mesures absolues.

  (Georges Courteline)  #quote

Be open to whatever comes next.

Moins le Blanc est intelligent, plus le Noir lui paraît bête.

   (André Gide) #quote

...
Il m'a semblé voir trop briller ses yeux
Je lui ai dit
Si tu pleures pour un garçon
Tu seras pas la dernière
Souvent, les poissons sont bien plus affectueux
Va faire un petit tour, respire le grand air !
...
 (Francis Cabrel, in la Cabane du Pêcheur) #quote

Les sondages c'est comme les parfums, respirez-les mais ne les buvez pas !     (Shimon Peres) #quote

Un petit garçon dit à une petite fille : Je t'aime

Elle : Comme les grands ?

Lui : Non, moi c'est pour de vrai

Le thème astral de BearIsCool ... qui n'y comprend rien :)

The greatest weakness of human is their hesitancy

 to tell others how much they love them while they're alive.  

  (Optimus Prime) #quote

Croire c'est se suspendre à ce que l'on soutient.
  (Paul Valéry) #quote

If we cannot now end our differences,

at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. 

 (J.F. Kennedy) #quote 

In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different.  BE ORIGINAL.
  (Coco Chanel) #quote

If you really want something, work for it !

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions.
   (Peter Drucker)  #quote

Liste de fausses citations ....

• C'est beau, de l'air ! Baudelaire
• Avant je croyais, maintenant je suis fixé. Jésus
• En écoutant bien, on comprend mieux les paroles de la musique. Johnny Hallyday
• Je m'intéresse à tout ce qui intéresse tous ceux qui s'intéressent à moi. Narcisse
• Je sens que ça va mal tourner, cette affaire-là ! Galileo Galilée

....

How users see the programmers ....

Les forêts précèdent les peuples, les déserts les suivent.
  (Chateaubriand) #quote

Less words, more meaning.

If you're absent during my struggle,
don't expect to be present during my success.
  (Will Smith) #quote

Un trou noir, c'est troublant. ...
   (Unknown) #quote

YOUR reputation is built each day on what you do...

NOT on what your going to do.

TAKE ACTION !