Quand on a la tête dans le four et les pieds dans le frigidaire, 

en moyenne tout va bien. 

I saw a guy at Starbucks today. 

No iphone, no tablet, no laptop. 

He just sat there.

Drinking coffee.

Like a Psychopath.

- Qu'est-ce que tu as décidé pour régler le problème de la difficulté de nos managers à prendre une décision  ? 

- J'ai rien décidé

Ne jamais commencer un projet sans avoir toutes les ressources nécessaires. 

Where should we focus this year ? 

Meilleur Voeux 2018 !

C'est tout proche de Paris .. 

Free book vs Free Wifi

#Evolution

En tant que chef, je serai sévère mais juste. 

Pour être tout  à fait franc : beaucoup plus sévère que juste. 

(Voutch)

Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair after arriving in a hotel in Manchester went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."

Taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"We do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "We have the cheapest beer in England".

"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.

"I see you don't have a glass, you'll need one of ours. That will be £3 please."

O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. 

"Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. If you'd pre-booked it would have cost £1."

O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. 

"I see you've brought your laptop" added the barman. "That wasn't pre-booked either, that's another £3."

O'Leary was so incensed and his face was red with rage. 
"I've had enough! I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday. Calls are free, unless answered, then there is a charge of only £1 per second".

"I will never use this bar again".

"OK but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."

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Free Wifi : Solve this (....) for Wifi Password :)

Je vous ai convoqués à cette visio-conférence 

pour parler de l'humain dans l'entreprise. 

Allez hop on recommence tout !! ça part en couille devant ...

#evolution

 They will pay $650 .... to give us their fingerprints!

Il est possible qu'en entrant dans cette église vous entendiez l'appel de Dieu. 

Par contre, il est peu probable qu'il vous contacte par téléphone.

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passersby what I have eaten, 

how I feel at the moment, 

what I have done the night before, 

what I will do later, and with whom.

I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and of me gardening, 

taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, 

driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day.

I also listen to their conversations, give them the "thumbs up" and tell them I like them.

And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist.

I told my son, “You will marry the girl I choose.”
He said, “NO!”
I told him, “She is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
He said, “OK”

I called Bill Gates and said, “I want your daughter to marry my son.”
Bill Gates said, “NO.”
I told Bill Gates, My son is the CEO of World Bank.”
Bill Gates said, “OK.”
I called the President of World Bank and asked him to make my son the CEO.
He said, “NO.”
I told him, “My son is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.”
He said, “OK.”
This is exactly how politics works . . .

Trouvez la femme sur la photo...

#Brexit