Prévision  2018 - ça sera la première fois que  l'on testera l'écriture inclusive dans le cahier des charges. 

Certes, on n'y comprendra plus rien, 

mais en fait, cela ne changera pas grand-chose... 

(Olivier Séhiaud)

 De l'art de corriger les bugs en production

What one programmer can do in one month, 

two programmers can do in two months. 

(Fred Brooks)

I can change the world, 

but first I need the source code. 

(graphics for ) SQL joins

- I'm not able to replicate this issue. This is working fine on my machine. So close this bug. (developer)
- I don't care if it is working fine on your machine. We are not going to deliver your machine to client. (tester)

- 127.0.0.1
- No shit dork! your physical address
- 00:25:B5:AA:01:1F

How people reacts differently to a single word : "Bug"

The Divine equivalence :

Software and cathedrals  both rely on the same process (*)

(*) first you build, then you pray. 

(The Laws of Software Engineering in just Five Bits)

The Norman strange attractor :

The hardest part of design is keeping features out.

(The Laws of Software Engineering in just Five Bits)

Silos are for farmers, not IT teams. 

Knock them down. 

Merge teams to build software differently, continuously. 

Then deliver continuously.

The non-acceptance conservation principle. 

The x% that remains to be implemented have (100 -x%) 

of importance to the customer. 

(The Laws of Software Engineering in just Five Bits)

The deadline amplification

The estimated time remaining to finish any given project

is a monotonically increasing function. 

(The Laws of Software Engineering in just Five Bits)

A software system built on top of a weak architecture

will sink due to the weight of its own success.

(The Laws of Software Engineering in just Five Bits)

Real coders test in prod, right  ?

Real coders test  in prod, right ? 

If you are not embarrassed by the first version of your product, 

you’ve launched too late.

(Reid Hoffman)

There are two types of software : bad software and the next release. 
    (Cornelius Fitchner)

It’s better to wait for a productive programmer to become available 

than it is to wait for the first available programmer to become productive.  

  (Steve McConnell)