If you really want to do something, you'll find a way.
If you don't, you'll find an excuse.
(Jim Rohn)

A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
(Michael Winner)

A goal without a plan is just a wish.

(Antoine de Saint-Exupery)

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
(Lao Tzu)

Ô ma box ! <> om@ boxe !

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path. (Morpheus in Matrix)

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealised past.
(Robertson Davies)

The shortest programmer joke: "nearly done!"

A SQL query goes into a bar,
walks up to two tables
and asks, "Can I join you?"
-- :) #joke

Let's talk turkey !

Parlons franchement !

Stop beating around the bush !

Arrête de tourner autour du pot !

In my country we go to prison first and then become President.
(Nelson Mandela)

No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion.
People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate,
they can be taught to love,
for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
(Nelson Mandela)

A computer is like an Old Testament god,
with a lot of rules and no mercy.
(Joseph Campbell)

- Tu sais c’est quoi une base de données ?
- ….
- Bon, tu as une armoire chez toi ? alors tu vois les étagères ce sont les tables … etc....

(Entendu par hasard ... si cela n'est pas de la vulgarisation alors qu'est-ce que c'est ? )

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

(Mahatma Gandhi)

2 1 2 : art of brevity

Sir, What is the secret of your success?
- Two words
- And, sir, what are they?
- Good decisions.
- And how do you make good decisions?
- One word.
- And sir, what is that?
- Experience.
- And how do you get Experience?
- Two words.
- And, sir, what are they?
- Bad decisions.
(Unknown)

.... le pied droit dans la tombe, j'aurais encore le gauche pour le lui mettre dans le cul.
(Clémenceau parlant d'Aristide Briand)

Comme quoi les petites phrases en politique cela ne date pas d'hier et fait partie des traditions françaises...

Il ne faut pas que le PS se laisse électrocuter par ses courants.
(Najat Vallaud-Belkacem, secrétaire nationale du PS)

François Bayrou a été de droite, il est aujourd'hui au centre, mais il n'est pas encore devenu de gauche.
(François Hollande)