It's great to have someone in your life 

who makes you hate yourself a little less. 

(Dr House) #quote

House: Vous croyez qu'il est meilleur que moi?

Foreman: C'est une question d'ego?
House: Répondez moi! De toute facon, ça ne changera pas l'opinion que j'ai de moi, seulement celle que j'ai de vous.

Le Dr House traite la sarcoïdose, mais peut-il traiter la SARKOzïdose ?
  #quote
NB : La sarcoïdose ou maladie de Besnier-Boeck-Schaumann (communément dénommée BBS) ou lymphogranulomatose bénigne est une maladie inflammatoire systémique de cause inconnue, qui atteint préférentiellement les poumons, mais peut atteindre n'importe quels autres organes.

Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer.
    (Dr House, Saison 5) #quote

I started to connect with one guy but then my propensity for screwing things up overtook me.
And then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity.
   (Dr House) #quote

Cuddy: Where did you come from?
House: Apes, if you believe the Democrats

Religion just killed another person.   (House in Dr House 6x10) #quote

If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin.
(Dr House) #quote

Welcome aboard the good ship ass kisser. Nice day for a sail.
(Dr House) #quote

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies.
The only variable is about what.
The weird (great): thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities.
You find out what matters to them.
What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for.
(Dr House) #quote

You see the world as it is, and you see the world as it could be. What you don't see is what everybody else sees:

the giant, gaping chasm in between.
(Dr House to Cuddy) #quote

Wilson : Be yourself - cold, uncaring, distant
House : Please, don't put me on a pedestal
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Rational arguments don’t usually work on religious people.
Otherwise there would be no religious people.
(Dr House) #quote

If you talk to God, you're religious.
If God talks to you, you're psychotic.
(Dr House) #quote