Certains ont un effet levure sur mon système nerveux : 
en deux minutes ils me gonflent !


Mais alors, dit Alice, 
si le monde n'a absolument aucun sens
qui nous empêche d'en inventer un ? 
(Lewis Caroll)


La confiance se gagne en gouttes
et se perd en litres. 


Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. 


Désolé, je n'ai pas la mémoire des cons. 

Life is like a roll of toilet paper - 
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. 
    (Andy Rooney)


I think it’s a new feature. 
Don’t tell anyone it was an accident.

    (Larry Wall)

Un jour j'irai vivre en théorie parce qu'en théorie tout se passe bien .... 


It’s better to wait for a productive programmer to become available 
than it is to wait for the first available programmer to become productive.  
  (Steve McConnell)


When you are stuck in a traffic jam with a Porsche, 
all you do is burn more gas in idle. 
Scalability is about building wider roads, 
not about building faster cars. 
  (Steve Swartz)

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell 
in such a way that they look forward to the trip


Arrogance is the camouflage of insecurity. 
(Tim Fargo)

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy,
not on fighting the old, but on building the new. 


I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, 
ast in what direction we are moving. 
- we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it
- but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor. 
(Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr)

Success : it's not always what you see. 


Do not tolerate brilliant jerks. 
The cost to teamwork is too high. 
(Reed Hastings, CEO Netflix)

Reçu un mail titré : "Peut-on être Directeur Informatique et Charismatique ?"
La question est remplie de préjugés !

Be strong enough to stand alone, 
be yourself enough to stand apart, 
but be wise enought to stand together when the time comes. 


Sometimes the most ordinary things could be made extraordinary, 
simply by doing them with the right people. 
(Elizabeth Green)


It everyone is moving forward together, 
then success takes care of itself. 
(Henry Ford)

Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something, 
then you have the time to do something about it. 
(Anthony J.D'Angelo)


Throw me to the wolves 
and I will return leading the pack. 

The most dangerous phrase is 
"we have always done it this ways"


A tiger doesn't lose sleeop over the opinion of sheep. 


Customers don't care about your f#$%*&g solution, 
they care about their problems !

Your are here ! 


I'd agree with you. But then we'd both be wrong. 

Politics is not the art of the possible; 
it is the art of making possible what is necessary.
     (Jacques Chirac)
Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.

   (Nathan Myhrvold) 


Software is like entropy: 
It is difficult to grasp, 
weighs nothing, and obeys the Second Law of Thermodynamics; 
i.e., it always increases.

   (Norman Augustine)

There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance.
It's called humility. Confidence smiles. Arrogance smirks.


Learn French. It's much easier to to understand French speaking English.... 

Blame is not for failure, it is for failing to help or ask for help.
It changes everything.
(Jorgen Vig Knudstorp, CEO The Lego Group)


There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. 
(French proverb)


Le web c'est comme une boîte de chocolat,
on ne sait jamais sur quoi on va tomber.
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
  (Emperor Charles V, 1500—1558)
 Mmmmh... What about C, C++, Fortran, Ada and Java ?
I don’t care if it works on your machine!  
We are not shipping your machine!

  (Vidiu Platon)

Nous voyageons non pas pour échapper à la vie mais pour que la vie nous échappe. 

The more difficult it is to reach your destination, 
the more you'll remember the journey. 


Great teamwork is the only way we create the breakthroughs
that define our careers. 
(Pat Riley)


Let go of things you can't change.
Focus on things you can.

Ours blanc au zoo de la Palmyre. 


Doing is better than perfect. 
(Facebook company motto)

Work iteratively. 
Expectations to do things perfectly are stifling.

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. 


La politique est partout mais la politique n'est pas tout. 
  (entendu de matin sur Europe1, cité par JC. Gaudin)
Tout n'est pas politique, mais la politique s'intéresse à tout. 
    (Nicolas Machiavel)


La réussite c'est 10% de chance et 100% de travail
(Paul Ricard, extrait d'un article dans le Point)
It's easier
to build
than to
(Frederik Douglass)


If you are not riding the wave of change 
you'll find yourself beneath it. 


Don't depend too much on anyone in this world. 
Because even your shadow leaves you when you're in darkness.


You'll be in charge of this project. 
Well, you're in charge. 

Winners compare their achievements with their goals, 
while losers compare their achievements with those of other people.
 (Nido Qubein)


Il y a deux types de problèmes dans la vie :
- les problèmes politiques sont insolubles 
- les problèmes économiques sont incompréhensibles.
  (Alec Douglas-Home)
Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently. 
  (Henry Ford)


Every day is a new beginning. 
Stay away from what might have been and look at what can be.